To All Students and Staff:

It is with a sense of necessary authority that we announce the immediate cancellation of all scheduled ice cream socials. This decision comes in response to recent events involving a disruptive student whose actions have been deemed contrary to the principles of uniformity and discipline we uphold at Hudson Academy.

The presence of such insubordination has undermined the controlled environment we strive to maintain. Consequently, these events will no longer be held, ensuring that our focus remains steadfast on academic rigor and conformity.

In the interim, your faculty at the Hudson Academy will contemplate further corrective action as they manducate the surplus ice cream rations.

We appreciate your understanding and cooperation as we continue to preserve the integrity of our esteemed institution.

Sincerely,

The Faculty of Hudson Academy of Obdurate Learning